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CLEAN CHRISTMAS JOKE OF THE DAY 12/23

Wednesday December 23, 2009 Posted 2 years, 4 months ago by Chuck Lakefield

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An angel at the top of the Christmas tree! Here's how this tradition began:


Four of Santa’s elves got sick, so toy production was slow, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.


Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.


When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.


He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.


Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said, “Hey fatboy? Where would you like me to stick this tree?”


And that's how we began the tradition of the angel on top of the Christmas tree.