Clean Joke of the Day - in honor of Tiger 11/30

THE MAN WAS FOUND UNCONSIOUS WITH FACIAL CUTS AND LACERATIONS... A 9 IRON LAY ON THE GROUND NEAR HIS LIFELESS BODY. WHEN THE POLICE QUESTIONED HIS WIFE... SHE ADMITTED TO STRIKING HIM WITH THE GOLF CLUB. WHEN ASKED HOW MANY TIMES SHE WHACKED HIM, SHE REPLIED... OH GOSH... SIX, SEVEN, JUST PUT ME DOWN FOR A FOUR!